• sudo42@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Phones are captured into DDOS botnets? Thinking back to my old rotary phone and wondering, “Is this really progress?”

    In some glorious future, will millions of people not be able to poop indoors because some botnet has infected everyone’s ToiletOS ™ and the lids refuse to open?

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      20 hours ago

      You are giving me shitty ideas. An app that tracks the poop volume via a SmartToilet with built-in LTE/5G for off grid poopers.

      • sudo42@lemmy.world
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        20 hours ago

        No matter what useless idea you come up with, tech bros have already pitched it.