I’m an Aussie, and had landed in America for a holiday. Was really hungry and figured I’d just get a Quarter Pounder meal from Maccas at the airport. Order a Large meal because that’s what I’d normally get at home. They bring out like a litre of coke, a gigantic box of fries, and the burger. It was absolutely atrocious.
Many many years ago. I did some work in Texas. We go into this sit down place. Now, having been caught by the huge portions a previous evening I’m cautious. I just order a chicken burger. The waitress is all like “Oh are you sure, just the chicken burger on its own?” I’m thinking, oh well maybe things are normal size at this place. I order some fries to go with it.
Some time later the chicken burger arrives completely filling the full size plate it came on, and the fries came on an entirely separate plate.
I’m not a small guy, but I could not eat all that.
What is atrocious here is your ungratefulness for the generosity of the American food industry.
Yeah I’m reading this Aussie orders a large meal, received a large meal, and was ungrateful. When you’re in America, you accept your diabetes and say “thank you may I have another?”
I think the key is that a large in Australia and a large in America can be vastly different.
this img is 1000% outdated, the sizes are not that big anymore
> Be me
> American college kid by himself in Italy for a week
> Staying at hotel with Italian hottie at the front desk
> Hell yeah, love this country
> Eating all the pizza cause that’s Italian food, right?
> The pizzas are so goddamn thin
> Like eating a sheet of paper
> Eat an entire pizza and still hungry
> This goes on for like three days
> Tired of being hungry
> New pizza place, order three entire pizzas
> “They’ll just think I’m picking up for my friends”
> Get my pizzas, hell yes
> Walk back to hotel
> Walk past the front desk carrying three pizzas
> Front desk hottie knows I’m there alone
> Cover blown
> Go up to my room and eat all three pizzas in shame
> Finally fucking full
Worth it.
“I have extra if you want some”
