“So dance fucker dance” is You’re gonna go far, kid.

“Jay committed suicide (Brandon OD’d and died)” is The kids aren’t alright.

Both Offspring, tho.

Really gotta wonder how America hasn’t invented a corn-based, low-cost, durable polymer that breaks down in typical landfills.

I never thought I’d put these words together…but Walmart is the classier choice.

Two big reasons I know of are dependency conflicts (not a thing with flatpak…i.e. package A requires one version of lib, package B requires a different), and sandboxing (flatpak has no access to the (file)system unless specified).

Because all the Sommelier babies are wine-drunk.

All I see is blonde… brunette…zypper

By their powers combined…I’ve got munchees and a crapton of candy.

I never followed up.

The egg tasted fine, it had two yolks.

Oh I never delivered. It was a double, and she had another double last week.

Had another girl that laid a tiny egg. Like a little bigger than a ping-pong ball. Barely had any yolk at all.

I actually really like Penguins, but I think it was because of Fight Club and not Linux.

Rust has been a part of the kernel since 6.8.

Just keep on holding presidents in contempt until you get someone rational. I think the first stop for that is Rubio.

Practically none, except for place-names.

That’s the joke.

One, we speak English, the language of our colonizer.

Two, we displaced and destroyed countless indigenous languages.

Three, we (not all of us and not me personally…but certain people) get upset when people speak Spanish or any language other than English here. Spanish hate is particularly ironic in Texas since that used to be Mexico and a Spanish colony before that (and indigenous, before that).

Four, our glorious leader recently signed an executive order specifying English as our official language.

When a friend of mine told me a pack of Marlboros cost like $15 in RI I was amazed. How the fuck are people paying almost $1/cig?

To put it into perspective…if Elon Musk were working paycheck-to-paycheck, he found enough money in the couch the night before payday to buy a pack of smokes.

Sadly, ghost mom was born during child death.

The bombs were only 80 years ago how are they already so buried? Does dirt pile up faster than I thought??

Damn England. 30 minutes on hold for the non-emergency line is a bit much.

But at least the homeowner didn’t get shot, so point for you.

The executive branch of the US government.

That’s a bingo.