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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.ziptoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldHBD
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    2 days ago

    We took a cruise for our honeymoon.

    On that cruise we stopped in Cozumel.

    In Cozumel there was this shady little zoo that had manatees that we fed lettuce.

    Later there was a sea lion show, and he walked around after getting pets from the crowd.

    I couldn’t believe how much that sea lion felt exactly like our German Shorthair Pointer. Like, same exact coat.

    Anyway that’s the whole point of the story. Sea lions feel like shorthaired dogs.














  • We helped pay for Sesame Street in the middle east because it’s super effective pro-Western-Culture propaganda. Seriously can’t have a better investment than we had there.

    Oh the other children’s programming is funded by generous support from…the Taliban…soooo, good job giving them a monopoly on kids minds? How you think that’ll play out in 5-10 years when they are old enough for war?