That feeling when you finally find someone on your wavelength.

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate.

What the fuck is this?

Poor Mormons, getting stuck with Utah after earlier religious nutjobs got all the good states.

Greetings from Massachusetts.

People live in Utah?

Like… by choice?

You need to find a kid (or a dwarf) to help get the stuff on the bottom shelf. They always ask us for help on the top, it’s time for them to repay the favor.

1st Gen iPhone also came out in 2007.

OOP is likely scared of his own shadow.

Plus at least he has a beard.

Oh and facial hair, too.

I never watched parks and rec but didn’t that end before Trump’s run, and wasn’t that character like a big-L libertarian?

I’m guessing he spent 5 minutes, 10 tops. 15 if thinking about his old geography teacher. 2 if thinking about Aunt Steph, who was formerly Uncle Steve.

This is the zoomer humor I don’t get.

Like, antijokes are cool. But absurd memes like this? I don’t get.

I mean put yourself in my perspective here, suburban white boy in elementary school.

I don’t think there was even one black kid in my own grade until high school.

My only knowledge of prejudice being a bad thing came from an MLK poster in first grade, and my second grade teacher reproducing Jane Elliot’s experiment in class (which in retrospect is kinda fucked up and traumatized me into being a good person, because I wasn’t allowed near my best friend).

Edit: thinking way back, my parents owned a triple-decker and we lived on the bottom floor and rented the other two. When I was maybe 5 or so the third floor tenant was a black family with a kid my age and we were best friends until they moved out the following year.

My point is, as a kid, I had literally no idea what prejudice or racism was until someone told me.

Listen if you want good Starbucks you’ve gotta go to Seattle. I don’t make the rules.

Weighs as much as the bits that are written to disk.

Right? I remember thinking “Why did Rosa Parks want to sit at the front? The back of the bus is where all the cool people are!”

Oh that won’t be rife with conflicts of interest as data center owners are starting to look into microreactors.

Depends on the print.

Solid color or conservative pattern? Hard pass.

Pineapples or flamingos? Fuck yeah.

Because the right is easier to grift.

Is the idiot you?

Because I’m usually both the person writing it and the idiot trying to maintain it 6 months later.

Albeit not perl. Dammit Jim, I’m a Network engineer, not a programmer!