I was working at a UPS sorting facility when a box of live snakes broke open. That was a fun day

Sort of like how IBM was a part of the Nuremberg trials? Oh wait they helped translate the trials, they weren’t on trial.

Still not convinced Brett Cooper isn’t just Ben’s drag persona.

I was radicalized when a Roku TV told me I needed to be online to change an input name from HDMI1 to Xbox. Motherfucker WHAT.

More and more, Elon sort of reminds me of old yeller if old yeller was a human that spoke English. Every time he opens his mouth it’s obvious he needs put down.

There’s a documentary on Pepe that includes the original artist, if you’re interested in the story. both the fictional canon and real life arc.

https://youtu.be/ZEiqZWw5vYs

Young people just don’t understand saving, and how your options expand after saving even just a little bit. Use this post as an example - if you put that $100-130 away every month, in about 6 months you can afford a gun. This gives you a lot more opportunities.

Can I offer Ceaușescu as an option?

This sounds long and drawn out. Find a quicker solution

In a normal world the guillotine would have fallen already

I heard the US remade Utopia but I’m not even looking, it was already perfect.

I bet there’s even more gold and copper in those things

Found my lawn furniture like this earlier. The wind is crazy today

“Tell me what you do, not what you will do.” -Epictetus

All of these democrats like him and AOC don’t even tell you what they will do. They wax on about what everyone else should do. Fucking losers.

Old man rambling about obvious shit again. Is shitposting on twitter his whole job?

It’s only illegal if you turn it on.

Just get a knockoff plastic cup that fits in there. I refill that thing with coffee grounds 3 time a day for probably less than a dollar

Writing a snarky tweet on the fashy social media site seems to be the extent of any democrats abilities. Thanks Bernie, I’m inspired.

All this AI stuff basically is witchcraft. We should tie these tech bros to a rock and see if they float.

I’d like to smack Bethesda for making zero content mod breaking updates multiple times a year, and Steam too for forcing those updates on a 10+ year old single player game. At this point they have killed the modding scene in favor of paid mods and hyping up their fucking TV show.

SMACK