What do you mean ”if”?

By the echoing, cavernous sounds of Trump’s sharts the aliens would’ve needed an extra extra large probe…

Racist aliens!

The world: Release the damn Epstein files already!

Trump: Look at the keys, look at them. Thery’re the best keys, terrific keys. These keys came up to me, tears in their eyes they said ”Sir…” [trails off, makes be-boop-ahh sounds and sharts audibly while smoke from the burnong Epstein files fills the room]

I dunno about that last bit, seems like they are totally ok with the pedophilia, murdering children and sex trafficking. In fact, they seem to think those things are pretty damn cool.

Two consenting males getting it on behind closed doors - now THAT is a bridge too far!!

FUCKING FINALLY someone has the courage to say this

I hope ICE goes after 3 year olds nex so we can also extinguish that disgusting joy of life -thing those little fuckers have

Same here, also: That MUST be the Pick of Destiny if there ever was one

What an ALPHA manly man with hardworking man-hands!

…where did his chin go though?

As the US Rapist/Felon-in-Chief would say: ”They’re eating the doNgs!”

…uniquely, personally brined even…

You can make cock-au-vín, obviously…

Yes please. And don’t be stingy on the France

Sounds good. Throw in an extra helping of France, please woth a side of France.

I’ll have an FLT too please! With extra France

Straight from the Ministry of Truth, in co-operation with Ministry of Peace

…and by caving in to GQP to end the shutdown.

Traitorous bastards!

No one asked me [48], but wanted to chime in anyways

Something something 1st Amendment…

What a fucking snowflake crybaby