You sound like an asshole, fyi lol

Ftfy

THIS. IS. SPARTA!!

27.5 if you’re drunk

Sort of describes bulimia I guess

That last sentence - yes! 0 degrees outside? No problem, coat. 80 degrees outside? I turn into a fussy baby. At 90 I’m like non functional

I know right. I’m 39, all 20.

I used to yawn incessantly during warmups before rugby matches. My coach would yell at me to get my head into the game. I kept telling him it’s just what happens when I’m warming up it doesn’t mean anything!

My wife and I refer to this as the “Kitty Claws” of our marriage contract

“instead of using toilet paper he wipes his ass with a town that then he stores full of shit on a drawer”

I have a lot of questions about this part

Yeah I was thinking this sound alike my 4 year old

Yeah the first time I tried the two options for clothes on my then-two year old, he snatched both options out of my hands, threw them on the ground, and screamed NO CLOTHES

True, but at some point they’ll leak it by sharing the file with the wrong email address

Ohhhh. Yup had no idea, thanks

I laughed. But like, why

Yeah I’m in the middle of visiting Germany, Austria, and Slovenia over five weeks, and I did not pack enough warm clothes