Wytch

News that isn’t news is just clickbait. Content. Rage bait. It’s the state of journalism, responding to changes in the distribution model and drop in demand for quality.

Read the headlines. Slams, hints, calls for, demands, suggests… It’s all talk and no action. It’s not news it’s gossip. What have we gained by endlessly platforming America’s stupidest and most odious liars? High blood pressure.

He didn’t say this. I’m dunking on their predictability and craven natures. Guess I wasn’t too far off the mark.

“We all do it, we all go home and tell our wives about our day at work, this is… look its basically the same thing… it’s completely normal behavior and the radical lunatic left wants to act like sharing national security secrets with family members at the dinner table is tantamount to treason is just like… like c’mon…”

Hey we’ve been taking vitamins for decades now, they’ve been proven safe!

Wait

Could be the one thing to finally bring peace to the Thanksgiving dinner table, if maga gampa is super pissed about losing his Social Security and decides his “woke” granddaughter maybe has a point after all

Extortion, bootlicking, and corruption. Just another day in America.

They relate to him. They feel put upon by the burdens of a world that left them behind. They’re struggling financially while those “liberal elites” laugh at their misfortune. They grind 40 or 60 hours for a pittance that barely keeps food on the table these days. They watch TV and are bombarded by a culture that embraces sexual deviancy and vices that demonstrate the rot at the heart of their once fine upstanding country.

From their perspective, of course. Forged by propaganda and misinformation that they are too furious to examine. This idiot man-baby we see? They see a fucking savior. A man who like them knows how things ought to be. A man with the willpower and knowhow to “save America.”

Where we see petulance, they see righteousness, and they sympathize. These people are furious. He’s got them completely weaponized.

🙋 Coffee?

I don’t think the victim here is a leftist. Trucker hat, rolled up sleeves; he’s a working class conservative who’s getting hammered by Trumps policies. He is still blaming Biden against all evidence.

I have noticed in my daily life and work a drastic and rapid reduction in visible support markers from the minority of radicalized Trump supporters in my area since the election. I have often wondered if this is the result of shame or actual regret.

Doesn’t really matter in the end. They’re just as likely to find a new target to blame for his failures. These people don’t do introspection very well.

“Hey guys! We won! We control basically all three branches of government! We can do anything we want!”

“Neat! What should we do first?”

“Oh, I know what! Let’s revisit a settled issue and try to rewrite history though performative acts of phony investigation!”

“…uh, ok. But what’s the point? We got everything we wanted. We can do anyth…”

“THEY HURT OUR FEELINGS GOD DAMN IT”

The guy who shoved his way through a group at a summit to make sure he was in front for a photo-op.

The guy who bragged about walking in on a women’s dressing room.

The guy who gassed protesters so he could pose awkwardly with a Bible in front of a church.

That guy? Huh.

I hope they had enough flowers to cover up the festering, rotting corpse smell.

Who am I kidding, there’s no way to cover Trump’s odor