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Zealotte@lemmy.zipOPto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Nobody ever seems to point out when they make a right-side-up cake.
3·16 days agoRight, but that’s less funny.
I think I’ll start pointing it out.
I made this mistake along with a childhood girlfriend.
Neither of us were doing well that evening.
Lessons learned.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Humans on average get 2 hours of battery life for every hour they charge
15·26 days agoJust go to sleep when you start chirping like my smoke alarm.
Easy.
I checked your link (thank you for that) to see that the artist attribution is usually on the bottom right.
It looks like it was intentionally removed before posting.
Why would anyone do that?
Why does this speak to me so?
Too much Bananalatro, maybe.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The lyrics to "if you're happy and you know it" imply you can be happy and not know it
12·29 days agoI was happy once. It was awful, and I forgot to clap.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Since men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<
6·1 month agoMakes one wonder what they were doing in that shower.
Reminds me of the Salt and Pepper Diner story from John Mulaney.
And this thinking will lead some to feel worth more dead than alive, and that is very sad.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•What are your technology mispredictions?English
28·1 month ago“Nintendo should admit defeat and focus on making games for other platforms and mobile devices.” - Me, after the Wii U and a little before the Switch launched.
You can finally retire!.. for the next 8 minutes.
Yeah, I remember thinking “when I’m old, I’ll still be able to keep up with all the new stuff because of the internet.”
It’s true! I can do that.
I no longer care to, but I can!



Don’t let them get your Goatse.