Couldn’t you get like the cheapest android phone just for these apps specifically? Or do people need to do banking stuff on the go?

They fired everyone who knew how the game actually works. So the game runs as long as it runs. If it doesn’t, some interns have to figure it out.

I never understood the fascination with becoming as fat as possible

I wonder what the guy with the blood and cum wall thinks of the matter. -people apparently

The protest is fine i guess, but just calling it no kings is weak as fuck. How about fuck you you criminal orange pedo fuck go die in a ditch?

Exactly the same. They are genuinely excited and my side of the family goes: soup? We’re not sick…

Most of it is not elephants.

Woah, A.I is getting really smart

Please, everyone write R*pist on your money. I’m not brave enough to use the word, but still

Huh, weird, you weren’t supposed to see that in the final version. But we fired the guy responsible and we’re sorry that we got caught

It’s always hard to take these things seriously. We only made 8 billion dollars last year, so we’re really struggling.

Why can’t they just be easy to exploit gosh darn it

Object permanence is when you realize something is there, even if you don’t see it. Like when you leave an amusement park, you know the park is still there when you are home. Children until they reach a certain age, don’t have object permanence, their world kinda just exists because they witness it. Apparently the same goes for child fuckers

Loud, apparently

No more fascist bombs on brown people. Only woke bombs on brown people

Why is no one nuking them then?

A lot of people i know tell the same story multiple times, and often times i remember it better than they do. I never know what to do and often i sit there and just listen to it awkwardly. My girlfriend told me before that she’s probably telling things more than once. I feel bad telling her that she told it before, and often when she tries to remember a name or location, i tell her and she goes: yeah that’s right. And then keeps telling the story.

No, he talked to John Sharpie himself

AGAIN

and again, they fired the one guy responsible for that “mistake”

It does bring me joy that she had to fuck the most disgusting person on the planet, and has to pretend to like him.

America got conned by the monorail guy. But they didn’t even need the show and dance and the charismatic guy, they just saw a fat idiot and were like: you racist? Yes? Get in there.