It’s a 7

32, American, never seen a red pistachio

And if you were you’d have to put on your good vestments.

Don’t waste ice cream coloring in cats

I watch gay porn for the story

Well now I have to change my fucking underwear

He was American! He was good at math! :p

Solicitors will be stabbed is outside of my apartment door

It’s missing the best part, where someone comments super angry below it

You can’t put a mask on and cover your distinguishing features? Weak

Break it. Do crime. Do it.

Quiero dibujarte una polla en la cara.

If it ain’t black and white, peck scratch and bite

Kimchijeon, haemul pajeon, dosas. All very good things

Verde o rojo picante. The standard

No crema. Only salsa, onions, cilantro, and lime

The chilis made my dick hurt. Very confused

The vegans mostly hate this. Which is probably why no one cares about outspoken vegans

The car was invented in 1886. Centuries?

Wallerydoos?