Rip their arms, face, and genitals off, then leave you suffering.

Chimps are fucking brutal and absolutely terrifying.

I’d call my former Dr’s office and flip my shit. Them giving out your info may have been a HIPAA violation. You should really follow up and harass the fuck out of them.

There can be only one!

I feel like it’ll just never happen, it’s gonna be like 3D movies, just a fad and proof of concept that never catches on for myriad reasons.

B-but the decorum, the hypothetical high road!

Mel Brooks (writer/director/producer/star of Spaceballs) is infinitely more talented than George Lucas so it kinda makes sense.

It’s not an act!

I remember a bunch of people freaking out about this a few years ago and an equal number telling them they were paranoid.

You can talk about stuff and your phone will just magically start suggesting related items. Why would anyone be surprised the monitoring device in their pocket is monitoring them?

The dude is convinced he can “win” by out-procreating everyone else, it’s obvious he has some very serious mental issues that need addressing but he’ll never actually do the work required to be better. He’s exactly like the Quiverfull people trying to out-populate their perceived enemies, assuming their descendents will follow their same credo.

I propose for every lie someone tells, we (we’ll vote on who) gets to punch them in the face.

Give it another year.

Start shopping for replacements now.

(which tbf is a bold statement)

But accurate, Roblox and Discords willful negligence has been cited dozens of times, they don’t care.

Jokes on them a bunch of us have been living without Healthcare our entire lives. Suck it up, pull yourself up by your bootstraps or something. Idc empathy is a weakness.

Unethical LPT: Get a vasectomy then offer your firstborn child for material gain as often as you like knowing they can never collect.

This guy is obviously a member of MS14 and that’s one worse than MS13, to the camps with 'em!

My one homie always wants me to hold eye contact while I’m blowing him. I’m like, bro that’s so gay just cum in my mouth already.

I’m not even that other person, just letting you know you’re an asshole.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Probably but Azealia Banks is a bit insane and I doubt she’s ever had more than a passing (positive) interaction with Grimes.

“I’m sorry I showed you my penis. Here’s $250k, please don’t tell anyone.” - Skum Leon