Trump is illiterate and has advanced dementia, so it makes sense.

I saw a story about a guy who received the alert as he was trying to climb onto his roof because his house was flooded.

But in all honesty, I usually ignore flash flooding alerts too. There are just so many false alarms.

Let’s not forget the Texas State Republicans who let the bill to provide more funding to the alerts system fail.

I wouldn’t say reality has a left bias so much as the right has a fiction bias.

I think they would have just murdered him again, tbh.

Although when Jesus comes back he’s supposed to be wrathful, so he’d probably kill all the Christians who use his name for hate as his first act.

I’m pretty sure Jesus would be on board with the “everyone is welcome” message.

I would say the Mariana Trench, but I don’t want to pollute the oceans.

Microwaving a spoon will just heat up the spoon.

It’s unlikely period. Electroboom did a video on it and had one hell of a hard time getting any metal to arc in the microwave, even balled up aluminum foil.

If you know the word, then you know it’s a slur. His history of antisemitic statements guarantees he knew what it meant.

It was because they needed borderline slave labor. Nothing more.

Don’t drink river water without treating it regardless of human pollution.

Not really, no. Japan is just traditionally pretty xenophobic.

It could be that they tend to be hostile towards foreigners.

Something involving coconuts and migrating.

Was Tesla really globally relevant?

But you knew I meant traditional American brands.

Right, but why is this concentration camp deserving of comparison to Auschwitz? We already have several.

The one thing Jeff Foxworthy got right: Cajun food is the best food in the world as long as you don’t ask too many questions about what’s in it.

They are often comorbid

I won’t take that bet because it was their plan from the start.