“You must use this odd fork of Signal that ‘archives’ messages… just don’t ask who has access to them”

Oh they’ll improve… once Israel has wiped out all the Palestinians and they start rebuilding it for themselves.

His administration says damage to Teslas equates to terrorism. I don’t think it would go how you’re thinking.

Which is unfortunately quite poetic. Refusing to vote has ensured they will no longer be able to vote.

Is… this real?

I just had a thought. In the Matrix they say “we never free a mind after a certain age”. Does this mean that the group is going around basically kidnapping kids and forcing them to choose between the red pill or the blue pill? What happened to those families who’s kid suddenly disappeared?

Isn’t this exactly what Putin does with his Oligarch buddies? Doesn’t he give them positions in the military. And isn’t that how the military got gutted so badly?

Pee is stored in the balls

Diet mainly.

Yup. Just wait until every company only accepts its own crypto. Who needs fiat currency.

He was pissed to find out Ceaser has his own entire month.

Tortoises are slow. Turtles can be surprisingly fast.

I’ve always been torn on this choice. The baby doesn’t have any history, and frankly, you can always make another. But on the other hand the old lady has already lived most all of her life (well all of her life depending on this decision). I mean there isn’t a good answer unless you try to go for a two’fer

But he’s doing more than we wanted to when we were trying to control him! (No need for a /s)

Because that’s generally how appeals work in the US. You can “go ask the other parent” multiple times all the way up to the Supreme Court.

Did you read this on a bus and start masturbating uncontrollably?

I wonder if part of this attack is pre-emptive by Bibi before his government get dissolved. Lock them in a war so they can’t do that to him.

For reference, the entire country of Switzerland is only 9m people covering 15K sq-mi. The Los Angeles metro area is 18m people covering 33K sq-mi. The only reason it works there is the county is so small.