I’m Every Woman.

Are you though, Whitney? Because that sounds like it’s impossible, or some horrific monkey’s paw situation.

So wait, this means I can never subscribe to PlayStation Plus again?

Okay.

I love hearing people bash progressives for arbitrary tests when the standout feature of the right is false piety.

Pretend to pray super hard or you’re in the out group.

We’ll MAYBE you should have thought of that before being a straight man.

How many of your rights are you willing to give up so little Timmy doesn’t search titties on Google.

god I miss smoking

My MOBO and CPU can no issue, but I’ve got one 1440p and would like to upgrade my other monitor to the same reaolution but I feel that my 3070 is holding me back. I should have done a bit more research, got a TI or something, maybe.

I’m not dissatisfied, my setup does what it needs to, but I feel that for just a few dollars more (a lot more dollars now) I could have bypassed this inconvenience.

This had me searching “PS5 extra ram kit” like a buffoon.

But actually, same boat. Launch PS5, bought ram and a 2TB SSD early 2025. I shouldn’t have held back on that new GPU though.

This kind of luck must run in my family, my brother and his partner both traded in their cars for EVs two days before the Epstein War started. Little shit is laughing at me when I text him the cost to fill up.

Launch him into the sun.

Right? Now just let me push 1440p x2 and play games on high/ultra from the size of half a shoebox please.

I feel like I’m part of the minority when I say I’m highly excited for things like M5, APUs, smaller power efficient machines that barely draw power while doing boring work tasks yet can handle proper gaming loads (waiting for the last part still).

As soon as one of these checks all my boxes I’m selling my massive PC for it.

I hope at some point you can find happiness in your life.

Linux is forbidden in California? America’s a weird fuckin place.

100% of my job is word processors, medium sized spreadsheets, and cloud software. This laptop is perfect for me and, I’d argue, 90% of my colleagues, as a work computer.

I have zero issue with soldered on ram for a device used for the above purpose.

My home PC though, not an ideal fit.

Lmao well at least I have that to look forward to

They used to, though there won’t be many opportunities in the future so they may have to find another way.

This was me when I smoked.

I’m not sure of its the eight years since my last cigarette giving me superpowers or if I’m just eight years older and my body cries at each minor inconvenience but I think I was healthier when I was downing a pack a day of menthols.

Fuck I miss smoking.

What ballroom lmao have they even started construction yet?

There are so many of you with this exact same sentiment on every comment related to this topic. Imagine what you could do if you were organised.

I don’t think any of us have the answer for you, aside from casually pointing out that 2A is meant for more than the classroom, and if none of you do anything you’ll be raising your kids in a fascist theocracy within the decade.

They’re actively fighting to get voter registry information. Why do you think that is?

Wait, send explicit images? I’m not a child, I get that on these platforms my privacy is pretty well gone, but is it explicitly known (confirmed from the source) that these companies scan your images too?

That feels extra fucked up. Like "hold on a sec bucko let me check this photo you’re trying to send real quick to make sure it’s not titties "