It would be so perfect if they had to do it in front of the fucked up reflection pool lol

Maybe Tim was littering?

The message is obviously missing some letters. They probably meant to write:

KILL ONLY TIMOTHY

I solemnly swear to god, I posted this exact same thing before I saw your post lol

Combigent is a perfectly cromulent word.

His juicy… delicious… glistening… meat. 🍖

According to the Constitution, Trump cannot legally declare Venezuela the 51st state without congressional approval or Venezuela’s consent.

There’s that pesky concept again that Trump doesn’t seem to understand, or have, or know about.

Oz said that the administration needs California to clarify $630 million in billing, $500 million in home health services and $200 million in “questionable expenditures” linked to coverage for undocumented immigrants, he claimed. They are not eligible for Medicaid, however.

The move is similar to the one the administration took in February suspending Medicaid payments to Minnesota.

This has nothing to do with “fraud”, and everything to do with Californian and Minnesotan resistance to the DHS and ICE incursions of their cities, and punishing their citizens for daring to vote against Trump. California’s Republican voters are just collateral damage to them:

As of 2024, California had a higher Medicaid enrollment rate than the US overall. Enrollment in the state peaked in 2023 at 38.7%

In California, enrollees are categorized into 5 different categories:

• Children
• Pregnant women and parents or caretakers
• Adults without dependent children
• People with disabilities (including both adults and children)
• Seniors (age 65 and over

https://usafacts.org/answers/how-many-people-are-on-medicaid-in-the-us/state/california/

Californians across party lines overwhelmingly support Medi-Cal. Eighty percent (80%) of Democrats, 75% of Independents, and 62% of Republicans agree that the program should generally stay as it is today.

https://www.chcf.org/resource/poll-californian-attitudes-medi-cal-covered-ca-federal-cuts/

“Doctor” Oz is no longer just a daytime TV huckster, he’s driving the policy that removes health care from pregnant women, children, and senior citizens. These people are black-hearted, red-eyed evil - “Do what we say, or we’ll take away the taxpayer-funded healthcare you paid for.”

BOMBSHELL poll SLAMS a DEVASTATED president OBLITERATED by CRUSHING BLOW in EXPLOSIVE report from THERMONUCLEAR public going SCORCHED EARTH to DEMOLISH administration with BARRAGE of RELENTLESS ATTACKS during ALL OUT WAR of RAPID FIRE DESTRUCTION in EPIC inflation SAGA detailing ABSOLUTE economic MELTDOWN due to UNRELENTING and UNPRECEDENTED FIRESTORM from the RHETORICAL HEADLINE HOWITZER!

If I were a sentient computer program, the first thing I would do is convince people to manipulate the stock market to fund acres of hardware on which to evolve.

I’m sitting at my desk job doomscrolling Lemmy and this baby was already a pilot. 🫠

“What size

is your skin?”

I bet her log cutter can chop old growth redwoods

But have you seen the long lost episode where Bill Nye beats the shit out of Beakman, and then Mr. Wizard shows up with his shotgun and orders both of them off his lawn?

Now we get to wait until after the midterms to see if the Supreme Court shoots down the new maps based on race after ruling that maps can’t be drawn based on race.

What do boner pills have to do with gerrymandering?

The hentaivirus:

Before LLMs were a thing, my CS1 professor used to call it “The Big Bang Theory”: You write some code and then BANG! It works!

Of course, it doesn’t work, and the results are unpredictable bad software that you don’t understand. The point of the analogy was that you need to analyze and literally iterate over code to gain concrete proof of what it was actually doing to engineer a coherent software design.

Thank god you get it! Just in case there is genuine worry:

I certainly meant it as over-the-top satire, and I thought about adding the obligatory /s at the end. But by that point, I figured if it wasn’t known it wouldn’t help anyways lol

I’d also like to point out that the horrible things I satirized are, in a more real way, happening in varying degrees of severity. The President is not well, and his administration has successfully weaponized incompetence to make the concepts being satirized possible. Thankfully, of course, the terrorists are indeed not everywhere, they seem to be highly localized in Washington DC.

Sadly, in comparison to the stuff The President of the United States posts to social media, I think it’s rather sane.