TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agoA lot of people are drinking or showering in very tiny ppm of Marilyn Monroe's piss everydaymessage-squaremessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down129
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareA lot of people are drinking or showering in very tiny ppm of Marilyn Monroe's piss everydayTheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square32linkfedilink
minus-squareBigBrownDog@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down2·1 month agoAnd when you swim, you’re swimming in Elton John’s jizz.
minus-squareBucketBong@p.hobo.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoFuck, I need to get a pool!
minus-squareTranquilTurbulence@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI always swim in T. rex blood…. Well more like homeopathic dilution of it but that only makes it more potent.
And when you swim, you’re swimming in Elton John’s jizz.
Fuck, I need to get a pool!
I always swim in T. rex blood…. Well more like homeopathic dilution of it but that only makes it more potent.