Don’t take away the only joy left in my life. My delusions!
Delulu is solulu
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Hahah, I’ll use that, great saying.
But for real, how do I stop this?
Get married
As a married person i can confirm this trick doesn’t work. It will just make your daydreams even less ethical :/.
A guy I used to work with used to say to me “when you meet a woman, every time you have a shag, put a penny in a jar, after you marry her, every time you have a shag, take a penny out of the jar…I guarantee you’ll never empty the jar”. It’s “are the straights ok?” level of boomer humour, but it does amuse me, in an eye roll kind of way.
Lake Bells character in Man Up does really funny job of explaining it as “The Blowjob Paradox”.
You’ve got this, Foxy. If my talentless ass can do it, your amazing art… ass can too!
(Also it doesn’t stop when you’re married… you just have another person to fantasize with)
Accept it. Live it. Don’t hate yourself over it. All great options I wish I tried.
The curse of bisexuality
*blessing
surely he would’ve imagined himself in the wedding dress
Me who is asexual/aromatic:
Aromatic
benzene has entered the chat
Thought the last one said gaydreaming
C) I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
I wasn’t with you till the end, and now I’m just sad
To give my life meaning, I ship these two meme Bros
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