Thank you, I didn’t know that.

No, the catch is that it isn’t real.

@ me when it’s rolling off the production line.
Until then…

it will have
you will be able to

Hahaha relatable

lol you didn’t read the article

It is hard on both accounts, yes.
And also: it’s okay to accept people who don’t want a deeper relationship. You can have different friendships at different levels.

Reminder that the Dewey Decimal Classification system is racist and bigoted.

https://www.slj.com/story/move-over-melvil-momentum-grows-to-eliminate-bias-and-racism-in-the-145-year-old-dewey-decimal-system

Nah, i tell my bois all about it and they talk to me about it.

I already left, enjoy it for me.

When you ask the universe for a sign but it’s got jokes:

I need to see an anotomical analysis of this man.

Yes, of course. It’s a heavily generalized statement.

I am not a women but if you go outside with them you will see it.
Any time a woman stands up for anything that a shitty man disagrees with they say the same shit. Every time.

This happens literally every day. lmao

My ability to work well under pressure is to ignore you pressuring me and simply continue doing my work.

Because no matter who is in office they’re still part of the enrichment scheme that is our government. They don’t really care who wins or loses because it doesn’t really affect them.
That’s why it’s important to be represented by the marginalized so that the decisions actually matter to the people making them.

Changing your tire sizing only changes the speedo and odo a few percent. You can usually just ignore it unless you’re making drastic changes.

Also perfect for SFWPorn.
Sub was hilarious.

I haven’t. I’ll check it out, thanks.

Animals can’t consent—police dogs are conscripts.
But sure, go off, queen. 🙌

Reminds me of this cute little poem:

My genes done gone and tricked my brain
By making fucking feel so great
That’s how the little creeps attain
Their plan to fuckin’ replicate
But brain’s got tricks itself, you see
To get the bang but not the bite
I got this here vasectomy
My genes can fuck themselves tonight.

- Peter Watts, Blindsight