Try Pixelix.

“Big Brother”
-Generic, gendered, outdated
❌

“Enormous Sibling”
-Descriptive, gender neutral, unconventional
✅

Then, when all your desires are fullfilled, you realize that your life is empty because nobody around you actually gives a shit about you and are only using you as a connection to money and/or power. You end up a soulless husk of a human being whose only goal in life is line go up.

Where do they say?

Meanwhile:

Sure thing, pal! I’m just gonna take a peek at the HTML real quick…