• merc@sh.itjust.works
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    24 hours ago

    The privacy issues are nasty, but a smart toilet could actually be an incredibly useful device.

    Can you imagine if every time you went to the bathroom, your toilet could do some of the basic stool / urine tests you get at the doctor’s office? Certain diseases could be caught extremely early, and you wouldn’t have to do anything different.

    And then there are bidet functions. Forget smearing poop all over your ass with paper, wash the poop off with nice warm water every time.

    I wouldn’t want to have to use a smartphone app for that, but there’s no reason you couldn’t have a simple set of buttons on the toilet itself. You could keep the manual flush lever and only use that if you preferred, but if you wanted an even better experience and a better clean, that option would be available.