Wow even the guy that wanted to be the man that fell down at your door only walked 1000 miles. This is pretty hardcore.
Probably just really wanted to escape Ohio.
On April 14, 1970, during an 11g slingshot maneuver on the remote side of the moon on the Apollo 13 mission, Astronaut Jim Lovell achieved what every other person born in Ohio has always dreamed of:
Getting as far away as humanly possible.
Welp there you have it. If you want to challenge his conclusion you must walk long and hit more countries than he did.
That’s overkill. I only need a mile and his shoes.
But then you don’t get to sing that 500 miles song. At least go 5 miles while muttering about multipliers between verses.
It’s for the best, that song needs to fade from existence.
Daniel Pearl would like a word