• daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world
    9410·
    3 days ago

    I’ll take “shit that actually happened at school to underage anon masqueraded to occur at work as to not be banned” for 50 points

    buzzer goes off

    I am sorry this story was completely manufactured and homosexual.

    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
      27·
      3 days ago

      Banned from 4chan for underage shit? I can’t imagine this would be the thing they finally crack down on

    • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
      10·
      3 days ago

      These kind of conversations absolutely happened when I was working with college aged people at retail jobs and shit like that. Might as well have been at a high school

    • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
      5·
      3 days ago

      Do you think someone would go on the Internet and lie?

      And that they’d be so bold as to do it on the famed Christian website 4chan, where telling falsehoods are banned? Breaking a web rule!?

      Rubbish and poppycock!

    • AntAcid@lemm.eeEnglish
      138·
      3 days ago

      You need to take your dumb ass outside and touch something that isn’t a fucking waifu pillow. You chose to read a gt and then call it fake and gay.

      That’s like complaining that popcorn is salty. Might be the dumbest shit I’ve read all week.

      • TJDetweiler@lemmy.caEnglish
        7·
        3 days ago

        You aren’t doing green text right if you don’t call everything fake and gay, even if it’s true and straight

      • daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world
        1·
        2 days ago

        funny you mentioned being salty. Am I complaining or simply making observational humor? Why don’t you follow your own advice, socialize some, learn social cues and keep this grown man on body pillow fantasy to yourself. Go choke on a dick

        • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
          21·
          3 days ago

          OP is doing some top tier shitposting here, and a lot of commenters are missing it.

          It’s hilarious

          • TimewornTraveler@lemm.eeEnglish
            1·
            2 days ago

            if your idea of “top tier shitposting” means just reusing the same old meme, then fine…

            if “missing it” means getting it completely but finally after all this time asking “why do we even say that?” then yeah I guess I missed it

            unfortunately I don’t think either of those cases mean what you say they mean.