A press conference with aliens? I don’t think so. They’ll be killed and get a very detailed autopsy as soon as they put their feet on the ground

TBF, his (hypothetical) dad planned the whole thing.

There’s a sci-fi book series called Hyperion where one of the main fucuses of the far-future theocratic government is to search for signs and symbolism of Jesus on other planets. Since if you find an alien species worshipping Jesus or using cross symbolism, you’ve all but proven that God exists.

we enshrined his torture and put it literally everywhere. you think that might have anything to do with it?

Maybe we need to give an offering of Viagra if we want Jesus to come again.