Loduz_247@lemmy.world to Bluesky@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoA COBOL programmer explains that this migration is impossible without catastrophe unless they want to destroy social security.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1imageA COBOL programmer explains that this migration is impossible without catastrophe unless they want to destroy social security.lemmy.worldLoduz_247@lemmy.world to Bluesky@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square15linkfedilink
minus-squareGoun@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoBest case scenario, they’ll steal the money, never deliver anything and leave the old system in place
minus-squareRentlar@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoResult is a Javascript wrapper that runs the same old routines amyway, but with a nice coat of coding paint.
minus-squareFauxLiving@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoFAQ: “My social security check is made out to [object Object], can I still deposit it?”
minus-squaredual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoWe’re sorry, we can’t accept a check for the amount of “NaN.”
Best case scenario, they’ll steal the money, never deliver anything and leave the old system in place
Result is a Javascript wrapper that runs the same old routines amyway, but with a nice coat of coding paint.
FAQ:
“My social security check is made out to [object Object], can I still deposit it?”
We’re sorry, we can’t accept a check for the amount of “NaN.”
Poor Bobby Tables needs his too…