🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agoAnon calls the local bowling alleysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1imageAnon calls the local bowling alleysh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-squareAeao@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoI always like dead panning my way thru prank phone calls. My last one. Me answering phone: (store name) Aeao speaking Teenage boys chuckling: hello, do you guys sell… Dildos Me: yes we do Boys: oh…okay… What kind do you have? Me: all kinds. Everything from pills to dragon. Boys: oh…and how much are they? Me: all 1.25 Boys: umm thank you… Me: anything else I can assist you with? Boys: ummm no that was all thank you Me: we’ll have a pleasant day and thank you for calling (store name)
minus-squareAeao@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoThey aren’t specifically ass dildos. General purpose.
minus-squarejabathekek@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoThey cheaped out on the flared base. It’s only slightly flared.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoShoulda said $1.69 to at least give them a chuckle.
I always like dead panning my way thru prank phone calls. My last one.
Me answering phone: (store name) Aeao speaking
Teenage boys chuckling: hello, do you guys sell… Dildos
Me: yes we do
Boys: oh…okay… What kind do you have?
Me: all kinds. Everything from pills to dragon.
Boys: oh…and how much are they?
Me: all 1.25
Boys: umm thank you…
Me: anything else I can assist you with?
Boys: ummm no that was all thank you
Me: we’ll have a pleasant day and thank you for calling (store name)
Thats a cheap ass dildo
They aren’t specifically ass dildos. General purpose.
They cheaped out on the flared base. It’s only slightly flared.
Shoulda said $1.69 to at least give them a chuckle.