Summary
Federal workers condemned a Trump administration email urging mass resignations, calling it a coercive and legally dubious move influenced by Elon Muskās cost-cutting approach.
The Office of Personnel Management (OPM) offered ādeferred resignationsā while warning remaining employees of potential layoffs.
Critics, including unions and Democratic lawmakers, warned of widespread disruption to essential services.
The emailās phrasing echoed Muskās past layoffs at Twitter, raising concerns about the administrationās intentions.
Senator Tim Kaine urged workers not to accept the offer, citing Trumpās history of broken promises.
It would be a mighty shame if the entire secret service took that buyout and got replaced by Italian plumbers. A mighty shame indeed
Dude, if he gets assassinated and it comes out that the assassinās name is Mario, I may actually develop a belief in god.
Problem is that god is a 13 yo boy, hyperdimensional gamer who is beaten by his step-dad, was rejected by his crush who also happened to be trans and he didnāt know it, and is procrastinating on a book report due in two in-game decades.
It wonāt be so funny when he finally gets around to reading The Giver and decides thatād work for this campaign.
Yeah, somehow theyāre only the green Marios.
They didnāt send it to the secret service or the boarder patrol or ICE. I think also the post office didnāt get the letter.
I wish there was some shaudenfruede to be had, but there is none.
Border*
Schadenfreude**