Because in that landfill is a beautiful little village of bat shit crazy people who use tik tok like it’s Facebook and have full detailed arguments with each other via short videos, it’s a joy sitting there and hearing all the dirty secrets of some stranger in a random ass small town.

I don’t care about the trends, I don’t care about the drama between creators, I want to know how many guys Mary slept with while Mary asks how’s Tina’s kids, oh that’s right cps took them away!

I’m gonna miss that.