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minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoReminds me of the Jewish guy who wanted to move from USSR to Israel. They asked him: “Why do you want to leave? You don’t like the people here?” “I can’t complain.” “Or is it your job?” “I can’t complain.” “Perhaps you don’t like the politics here?” “I definitely can’t complain about that.” “So why leave?” “Because there I will be able to complain.”
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoA joke that hasn’t aged particularly well, given the current state of the Israeli government.
Reminds me of the Jewish guy who wanted to move from USSR to Israel. They asked him:
“Why do you want to leave? You don’t like the people here?”
“I can’t complain.”
“Or is it your job?”
“I can’t complain.”
“Perhaps you don’t like the politics here?”
“I definitely can’t complain about that.”
“So why leave?”
“Because there I will be able to complain.”
A joke that hasn’t aged particularly well, given the current state of the Israeli government.