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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon tries to save his coworkers from a mouse

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Anon tries to save his coworkers from a mouse

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • pigup@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    pff women amirite

    • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works
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      2 years ago

      Anon dreams of anime harem and still fails it.

  • SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    I’m going to have to go with Team Mouse on this one. If your only reaction is to stomp a mouse running past your foot, that’s a bit of a red flag there. The mouse is not presenting a clear and present danger, it is not threatening harm to itself or others, and is actively engaged in de-escalating the situation triggered, through no fault of its own, by its mere presence.

    Anon could make Police Captain some day.

    • PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works
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      2 years ago

      I lived in a cinder block foundation house for a couple years. I lost a very nice gaming rig before I realized what was going on.

      I was a live trap only type before that house. The house was known as mouschwitz when I moved out.

      • Rob Bos@lemmy.ca
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        I guess cinder blocks make good mouse habitat?

        • PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works
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          Gaps in the foundation. Makes it insanely hard to prevent ingress.

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      If your only reaction is to stomp a mouse running past your foot, that’s a bit of a red flag there.

      Lmao

    • Vriska@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      The fuck

      • morphballganon@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        What?

        • kebabslob@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          2 years ago

          You’re right, but anon would be commissioner

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