I talked to like 50 people today and all of the people said they were starting manufacturing plants tomorrow and they’ll be fully functional Tuesday around 3:15.

I started mine earlier and I’ve already done manufacturing 3 times today. It’s really easy. By this time tomorrow I’ll have a couple more and they’ll all be winning manufacturing.

Tariffs gave me the ability to finally believe in myself. Tariffs have increased my stamina in bed, given me a full head of hair again, and since I started manufacturing plant yesterday I’ve dropped 50 pounds.

You just fucking wait. Trump is bringing manufacturing to the US. And when that plant opens someday you’ll be so sorry you doubted.

Yeah the death sentence

Wrong. Try again.

No.

Hang Zuck

So what do you recommend?

Imagine being so insecure and so stupid that you honestly believe this.

How Vizzachero didn’t greet Elon by reaching over and hugging Elon tightly around the neck until he decided to catch some permanent shuteye is beyond me.

Bro. Check it out bro, we’re gonna like make it this dope Electron app, bro. It’ll interface with X, bro and everyone will have to login there to get their money, bro. Don’t worry tho, you’ll get paid in recession-proof Trumpbux crypto currency as long as you claim it in time. But X gets a fee of 60% bro.

Seriously bro we like hired a bunch of grads that took a one week X created code boot camp that like you know revolved around a language big balls created called “cyber coin purse++”. On second thought bro we’re rewriting it in that. Should be like 2 weeks to rewrite it cuz old people wrote the current code and they’re like old or whatever bro. Like I live in an old person’s basement and they’re just like old, bro.

It matters because ya’ll hurting wannabe Lex Luther whose face is being eaten by leopards.

Fuck Elon.

It’s all to have the state gov’ts use tax money to fund religious schools.

Stop. He was an asshole then and you just chose to ignore it. Under his shitty leadership Tesla has always been awful. Delays, QA issues, lies, under-delivery and over-promises have been the MO since he’s had a hand in the company but the lame tech crowd wanted EVs/self-driving cars so bad they ignored it.

You don’t get a pass on buying a Tesla because you did so in 2018. He was a piece of shit then manipulating stock prices and posting dumb shit on Twitter.

Holy shit I would laugh so hard if all these right-wing chucklefucks over-leveraged themselves on a Tesla, couldn’t pay the monthly payments, the car got repo’ed and they lost their home in the process.

This is immensely true, which is why you see so many maga Karens running for school board seats and making changes to what kids can learn about.

Jesus Christ. Would someone just 80s arcade game kidnap him already and scare him aleady?

he is such a try hard. What a douchy loser.

All the Republican bravado and they are all whiny insecure cowards

I almost forgot about that stupid band-aid and all those dumb right-wing chucklefucks that wore one in solidarity.

How do we call these assholes and tell them to get their heads out of Muskovitch’s ass?