Bro. Check it out bro, we’re gonna like make it this dope Electron app, bro. It’ll interface with X, bro and everyone will have to login there to get their money, bro. Don’t worry tho, you’ll get paid in recession-proof Trumpbux crypto currency as long as you claim it in time. But X gets a fee of 60% bro.

Seriously bro we like hired a bunch of grads that took a one week X created code boot camp that like you know revolved around a language big balls created called “cyber coin purse++”. On second thought bro we’re rewriting it in that. Should be like 2 weeks to rewrite it cuz old people wrote the current code and they’re like old or whatever bro. Like I live in an old person’s basement and they’re just like old, bro.

It matters because ya’ll hurting wannabe Lex Luther whose face is being eaten by leopards.

Fuck Elon.

It’s all to have the state gov’ts use tax money to fund religious schools.

Stop. He was an asshole then and you just chose to ignore it. Under his shitty leadership Tesla has always been awful. Delays, QA issues, lies, under-delivery and over-promises have been the MO since he’s had a hand in the company but the lame tech crowd wanted EVs/self-driving cars so bad they ignored it.

You don’t get a pass on buying a Tesla because you did so in 2018. He was a piece of shit then manipulating stock prices and posting dumb shit on Twitter.

Holy shit I would laugh so hard if all these right-wing chucklefucks over-leveraged themselves on a Tesla, couldn’t pay the monthly payments, the car got repo’ed and they lost their home in the process.

This is immensely true, which is why you see so many maga Karens running for school board seats and making changes to what kids can learn about.

Jesus Christ. Would someone just 80s arcade game kidnap him already and scare him aleady?

he is such a try hard. What a douchy loser.

All the Republican bravado and they are all whiny insecure cowards

I almost forgot about that stupid band-aid and all those dumb right-wing chucklefucks that wore one in solidarity.

How do we call these assholes and tell them to get their heads out of Muskovitch’s ass?

I still see that stupid picture on flags hanging under an American flag. It was totally a photo op. No one has a bullet graze their face and gets a perfect propaganda photo like that. No one.

I bet it’s Muskovitch’s shitty AI too.

Trump is all about removing regulations and stated “for every new regulation, 10 must be revoked.” During his first term it was 2. He is moving the market that way, and boy oh boy is it going to suck for the consumer and small companies that want to compete.

It’s not ironic necessarily. It’s more the morons that hated EVs and Musk hated them because Trump did. Now that Trump loves them, they love them.

They’re just weak-minded easily manipulated sheep who hurt when they have to think for themselves and they’d rather be told what to think.

Wait a minute. Tankies praise Russia and American fascists praise Russia? It really is a circle of shit.

If he wasn’t ruining the world you could almost feel sorry for an old man so insecure with himself and unable to come to any self-reflection despite how far along he is in his twilight years.

But it’s Trump and he is an absolute moron and you just hope that slightly off-level piece of concrete where he walks finally comes for his hip, shattering it in a billion pieces and doing him in permanently.

Sure am glad all the car companies decided to use the Tesla charger as the standard. /s

Don’t forget he almost ran it into the ground twice.

Let the arrests for thought crimes begin.