You’re actually pretty close to what the top comment says. Phrasing matters I guess.

Considering a trillion is a million millions I think we can safely assume they should never step foot outside prison walls again.

And it runs Doom.

Which The Tourist?

Probably not the Johnny Depp movie.

You just aced that test!

There’s a new generation of career MAGA devotees. Weaponized daddy issues. That should be in there somehow.

In the EU.
Mostly France I think.
Weird that they have their code on GH and not, say, Framagit.

This gets even better when you know that it’s an early one. Prophetic!

Whatever could be better than shitty sharpie drawings on postit notes?

FWIW, this exact comic has been posted before, possibly several times.

cat in conservative suit 👍

The author is sympathetic to cyclists

Toronto advocates are putting their bodies on the line to protect a bike lane the province wants to rip out — and and to fight a wave of anti-bike lane sentiment that this writer warns is sweeping the whole continent.

The decision to remove the bike lanes comes from the Province of Ontario despite opposition from the City of Toronto. Ontario Premier Doug Ford is continuing his late brother Rob’s anti-bicycle campaign and is overstepping local leaders to spend millions to tear out a set of bike lanes already installed and prevent new bike lanes from being created.

but still, fuck that headline. Does everything have to be click- and preferably ragebait? Yes, the answer is yes.

Depends a lot on the proofreading the scientists did before “deploying” it:

Radical Numerics’ research is really more like a blog post — not only was the study self-published, rather than being vetted by a scientific journal, but it hasn’t even been peer reviewed. Making matters even murkier, the company declined to share clinical information about the patient or the doctors involved with the NYT, citing the proprietary nature of a treatment it hopes to monetize.

Say no more. Is Elizabeth Holmes out of prison now?

Since you’re not the person seen in the picture, there’s no way to tell.

But as you’re clearly trying to dupe us, I tend towards NO

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He’s not wrong. They should be commenting intelligently on the validity of the protests, and the escalating use of police force.

BTW calling politicians of major nations stupid, it’s pretty obvious who you’re talking about even if you don’t say. Ah yes, there it is:

Asked if he was referring to Donald Trump, Macron replied: “Among others.”

What follows is actually a pretty good analysis.

Macron is one of those shitty politicians that still make people like Donny Rump pale in comparison…
As neoliberalist cunts go, he’s actually one of the better ones.

For a moment I was hoping it had finally happened 😐

Don’t click. It’s bait.

The whole article:

Unconfirmed reports circulating from some sources across the country have sparked speculation about a developing situation involving the White House, with attention now turning to US President Donald Trump for a possible statement.

However, the details surrounding the reports remain unclear, and no verified information has been provided to establish exactly what may have happened.

President Donald Trump is expected to be a key focus as people await further clarification. For now, readers are urged to treat the circulating claims with caution until credible sources or an official statement provide confirmation.

We will continue monitoring the situation and update this report as soon as reliable information becomes available.

More to Follow…

There’s literally nothing here; otoh it’s a good lesson in meaningless phrases in journalism.

The headline has more detail than the article. It seems to have been randomly plucked from a list of very clickbaity headlines.

Also what sort of username is this. Unless they’re literally posting news from Niger.

Well that just isn’t true. I for one knew, and many more; esp. in the fediverse.

I really don’t like sweeping generalisations.

It’s not even like a Democrat admin would do things much differently. Israel is just maximising profits.

But the USA has always been a willing participant, one could even say it started the other way round.