Don’t drink

Tasters complained

I microwave my coffee with a spoon in it every morning at work, it’s fine

Ligma balls

Urban outdoorsman?

Nobody wants to work anymore

Guess who owns a key for the machine?!

Decompressing after a long shift at Alligator Auschwitz eating migrants.

We all carry trauma in our lives

Just move house

These gritty movie reboots are finally starting to pay off!

Ah, because they call them RCDs and not circuit breakers.

M*crowave?

Queen marshmallow

You think that’s impressive, wait till you see bull eggs

A vote for Albert is a vote for Albert

Well, it’s a mixed bag. There are those who want to house the homeless, and there are those who want to house the homeless in tents made of landlord skins.

There’s a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what’s interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.

Lemmy is just the right amount of degenerate.

Pooing?