iPhone bad.

Posted from the other monopolistic entity in phone operating systems.

I have 50k in my hand right now.

It even has a cool picture of Ho Chi Minh on it

When it’s a loss

I have a pretty solid apocalypse survival crew. They don’t know they are members yet, but when the day comes, I have folders with all their attributes, stats and roles printed and ready to hand out.

Just as American Jesus™ would have wanted.

Phew, I’m always terrified of that. It won’t affect my gore folders, will it?

You don’t wag, Jerry! It’s very confrontational. People don’t finger-wag unless they’re really serious. Tell him, Kramer!

Oh, you dont finger wag, Jerry.

George: 👉

You left her on read IRL

See also, supply-driven capitalism

Sometimes I like to put a big food near the ants trail, wait for one of them to find it and scurry off to report it, thinking he’s going to be hero of the nest, then I take the big food and throw it away. When our man returns to show his friends, it’s gone, and he can’t possibly understand why, and the whole nest thinks he’s lost the plot. They will never trust him again.

Mine has a programmable hardware button. One click does a screenshot, two clicks lights the torch, click and hold summons an app.

Traditional.

Southern.

Values.

"Oh, you’re a sub? How many Mark 48 530mm torpedoes can you carry? What’s your test depth? Do you like having seamen inside of you?

Mamas secret lentil soup recipe: Step 1 - sacrifice a child to the dark lord Satan…

I like oat milk because it’s like goat milk but with less G.

“Buyer to collect”?

Battery clipper runs out of juice at exactly the wrong time and you just lean into it.

Chickens love pizza too

Fail early fail once.

Bravery: *****

Daring: *****

Gumption: *****

Intelligence: *