Concrete rubble can’t melt steel beams

The chosen one

Tradies to their apprentices

When you hit rock bottom and immediately get 13th stepped

I was going to say web admin but yours is good too.

The burglar broke in by knocking on the door and waiting for someone to come to the door and open it and then asking if they could come in and were let in and asked if they could just take stuff and the person said sure go nuts.

Charming…

What did Biden mean by this?

You underestimate the willingness of companies to take a loss to earn street cred.

I work in software but I have a side job working for an arborist, and you might have been joking but it’s legit a great industry to have a backup plan in.

Most arborists near me have more work than they can keep up with. You see, the thing about trees is, you trim them, wait a year, and the bastards grow back! It’s like a giant scam and the trees are all in on it!

It’s a pretty fun job too, if you’re relatively fit. You get to climb trees, throw logs into giant scary chippers, and you get first dibs on all the best gun and sword shaped sticks.

There’s bound to be an animal somewhere to go look at or pat.

My first job was unloading trucks at a meat storage facility before school, from 4am-6:30am, I was 13, but said I was 16. I got paid cash daily, off the books.

You know who else didn’t miss it?

A manic career thief turns back to his old ways after a long break, and his crimes prompt violent retaliation against his family. With no alternative, he turns to terrorism, arson, and eventually murder to protect his family and continue his criminal lifestyle.

Killing Skype was harder than killing old yeller

Is this the year I finally learn how to use GIMP?

A big part of my work is testing software, especially UI, and making Devs ragecry.

Daily intermittent fasting is a great way to save on your food and toilet paper expenditure.

“He has a wife, you know…”

Beer

Fight

Truck

Boulder

Gun