An Aurora Borealis button, at that time of day, in that list of buttons, localised entirely on your keypad.

Yea cos you couldn’t use a normal pen or it’d scratch the disc.

Reminds me of Sammy Snake from Phoenix Nights.

Und wird nie vom Himmel fallen

My best friend who was younger than me died 2 years ago in her mid 30s. She was an alcoholic so didn’t exactly take the best care of herself. I don’t have any substance abuse issues but still don’t make the best choices for my health. I don’t exercise much and my diet is frankly horrific. Thinking about her death in this light has made me think that I really do need to get my shir together. Thanks friend.

Monty Python - Oliver Cromwell

We need to quarantine the US now

Listeria

Damn right!

I mean if you can find my house then yea great, cos I’m not leaving it any time soon.

There’s another guy off camera claiming that it used to be a 6, then the Jews made it a 9 and now China made it a 4.

There were a bunch of videos posted of people stealing them when they first came out.

As much as I wish it was still 2005, we must face the fact that it’s 2025 and 2070 is only 45 years away.

Every toilet is a surprise toilet if you think about it.

In my last job I installed Outlook on my personal phone to access my work calendar conveniently. Found out from a colleague that if the admin for an Outlook server you’re signed into on any device fucks up badly enough you could end up having that device completely wiped so I promptly uninstalled it.

My dad also uses Outlook on hi Android tablet. I don’t get it.

Most of my extended family got together to see a band once. My sister got someone there to take a picture of us all together and posted it on Facebook. Her boyfriend’s dad commented that it was cool that she got to meet the band, not realising the people he thought were band members (including me) were just members of the family he hadn’t met which we all thought was pretty awesome. This pic reminds me of that one.

Nowadays I’m writing my Python and Javascript code on Arch Linux using neovim, on a 65% artisan mechanical keyboard, and I’ve set my own custom shortcuts for everything.

Pfft, normie. I use Emacs.

Yea I’m wondering that too

At least she can get a prescription and smoke weed everyday.