fuck America.

Well, I deleted my account so that won’t work. But that’s crazy if that’s true (not doubting you).

I actually prefer the Lenovo keyboard to any other laptop keyboard in existence. Be it HP, Dell, Microsoft, Asus, Acer or otherwise.

This. I have to go out of my way to even see my wife’s posts (well, before I deleted Facebook).

2/3rds of my feed are ads.

This metric is bullshit because they fucked up the waters.

I’m working on it. Family isn’t having it, but they’re coming around slowly with each passing hellish day.

I’m also waiting for my passport renewal. Fingers crossed.

Fair, but I don’t have a CC permit and this is technically legal for me to carry. If real agents show up, I’m fucked regardless. But if wannabe white supremacists in my area want to play gravy seals, it will do just fine.

Except his ancestor was a Democrat.

I actually just got one of those relica practice pistols that uses CO2 cartridges to shoot pepper balls at up to 350fps.

It’s non-lethal, but it’ll still hurt a bit.

Damn, you just reminded me I need taco holders.

lol what, Discord enshittified years ago.

Same. I was telling my wife I’m legitimately afraid to be walking around by myself now. I used to feel safe wherever I went and now I am always looking over my shoulder or scoping things out before I get out of my car…just to get groceries or something.

This is fucked.

holy crap we had one of these growing up. now I kind of want one.

Windows for work, Linux for fun.

Yes, but I am also realistic with the idea that I have weak nerves, the worst aim in the world even close up, and suck at being on the run. I completely missed the target a couple times at the range the other day…at 10ft.

Honestly in some areas of town late at night, I would totally make use of a service like this…

…but I’d also expect the service be abused by people seeking people to harass.

I work for a company that aggregates public data for…reasons, and I can tell you it takes just 1-2 queries to find every LLC, property, etc. associated to a person.

Where I live it takes like…30-60 days to actually evict someone by following proper protocol. And that’s if they don’t fight it in court and whatnot.

What’d you do with the served papers? I hope wiped with them.

I learned today that bees don’t have lungs.

I dumped mine, originally was estimated to be a $92 fee or something to walk away from the lease.

Just found out a couple of days ago they’re charging me every fee under the sun. Now they want $4000. Have to put it on a credit card. It royally sucks, but I’m still glad I ditched it.

Hang them all.