Amputret

That’s literally using a screenshot of the exact same tweet as a source. I wouldn’t consider a second-hand source from a nazi radio station any better.

Last restart

I work in a tiny office right next to my manager who leg bounces, hand flaps, is heavy-handed on his keyboard, and externalises his thoughts all the time. But when ever I leg bounce he’ll let me know how distracting it is.

I’m so close to a HR incident I swear to god.

Are you an energy vampire?

Working in an NHS hospital, nearly anyone in scrubs is wearing Ezi-klogs. Which technically aren’t Crocs, but are so close visually everyone calls them crocs.

They don’t slip when the floor is covered in blood/bodily fluids. People shit on Alien Covenant for the slipping on blood scene, you can tell those people have never been around blood before. Also they’re very easy to clean.

Least dirty cop.

Me too.

I want to be more of a warm grey, myself.

All I’m finding is he used to be in Tally Hall?

Edit: Oooh I misunderstood, thought you meant before he did ACSLB.

Oh the times a-coming, but as I only really use my PC for gaming now, I’m holding out for a SteamOS distro.

Ta, I was curious.

It’s just one of 6,000 apps that New Zealand thinks might be best tamed with ERP

How does erotic role play help tame Excel?

Going Nazi? They’ve always been Nazis.

By far my favourite facial hair. I’m so sad I don’t have the jawline for it ;_;

Credible tits then?

Freshers are the British English word as well, possibly the rest of the English speaking world.

For a second I thought the tamatoes were another Saddam Hussein meme.

Never realised the coffee materialises in a different spot than the cup.

I’m just thinking of Alien Nation, with organ meat being a favourite of the aliens, and getting drunk on sour milk.