Amputret

Thanks! I hate it!

Though fair play you should be able to do whatever you want with your own stuff.

Just normal men. Just innocent men.

Feel blessed that you never had to deal with drama from someone kicking off that a message no longer says what it used to.

They’re everywhere regardless of what you do. Toilet lids aren’t airtight.

Oh hey, it’s me. I’m in heaven now! So sorry I died… 🐶

Who’s the one between nVidia CEO and Tim Apple?

I mean he didn’t eat the Mona Lisa, but I think we all need to know his name.

So glad I upgraded before this shit got so crazy.

Please don’t insult Neanderthals like that. Evidence shows they were peaceful and comparatively intelligent.

How big are your feet? Holy shit.

More open-plan shitters, please!

Ah, but like teleport 7” it doesn’t say it’s not repeatable. To be fair though on second reading it does look like a one and done offer.

Yeah, but you’d still be hot.

3 or 6 if there’s no cooldown. People talk about not being able to get through walls when over open ground you can hit potentially limitless speed without gaining inertia and going splat if something pulls out in front of you. Same with deaging, so long as the cooldown isn’t longer than 10 hours, you’re Benjamin-Buttoning it.

That’s literally using a screenshot of the exact same tweet as a source. I wouldn’t consider a second-hand source from a nazi radio station any better.

Last restart

I work in a tiny office right next to my manager who leg bounces, hand flaps, is heavy-handed on his keyboard, and externalises his thoughts all the time. But when ever I leg bounce he’ll let me know how distracting it is.

I’m so close to a HR incident I swear to god.

Are you an energy vampire?

Working in an NHS hospital, nearly anyone in scrubs is wearing Ezi-klogs. Which technically aren’t Crocs, but are so close visually everyone calls them crocs.

They don’t slip when the floor is covered in blood/bodily fluids. People shit on Alien Covenant for the slipping on blood scene, you can tell those people have never been around blood before. Also they’re very easy to clean.