America is falling behind in every possible metric.

So that’s why they don’t use metric system?

Why you choose Nvidia above all? Just dump it and live happily ever after.

I don’t know how others feel but in my age it takes 29 minutes to get it up, and after that one more minute it’s all over.

Refund request must have be made by the Trump mobile, apparently.

That’s a whataboutism.

BMW drivers: “we brake for no one!”

This is UUUGE!

“Great, I have a 40 years experience.”

“Unfortunately you are too old.”

Uninstalled Chrome and Windows a looooooong time ago on my computer

Nah, better using it for guns and nukes.

This is not a shitpost.

Where it stores all the data? USA? Or some Big Tech cloud?

When the hunter gets captured by the game.

Its the size of Kings thumb, so I guess it suits for USA now, when they have one.

A living cow: pet pet -

With my axe!

Then dead cow: yummy looking beef steak.

That reminds me of my ex, she was willing to give her physical address and phone number to anyone who asked, but not her email address, because of security concerns.

I can’t wait to visit President’s clown house.

That bakery probably hopes that too.

What else would pilots of the world happiest country do?

Tell me you’re from the ostrobothnia without telling me you’re from the ostrobothnia.