My Temu order coming in as expected

In America, once a child is born they immediately become invisible to republicans. Maybe we should be raising them in the way of the Shinobi?

You can’t spell “no reason” without “nooners” ;)

Charge them rent and use that money to buy a social media company.

Contains 0% sweat even though it’s in the name :(

Think about it. Those kids never let the Jewish rabbit have any of their trix. And those flavors!

They are also the reason why trix cereal tasted a little fascist

It’s going to suck to be forced to eat there. But what can you do, the ziabatsu commands it.

Sorry I called dibs already, you guys will have to find another cave to live in

Give him your lamp and walk away

Words with the -ism suffix. Like capitalism, authoritarianism, veganism, etc.

I just cut mine off. Just got in the way and I’m all about less clutter.

Most of the -ism’s get you here. The only one that doesn’t: Peppa Pigism

She probably feels the more involved we are with Israel vs Iran, the less involved we will be with Trump vs Americans. The lady has priorities on who she wants to die first.

I was in the boxing gym yesterday talking with everyone about the crazy shit Trump and the Republicans are doing and the owner came by and warned us that some members have Trump stickers on their cars. I said “I don’t care, we are in the perfect place to settle it.” In reality it’s because I know the only ones to be worried about were on my side.

That’s cause Pete did an 8-ball and a case of Coors Light™ beforehand

Religion is the greatest grift on society ever made. To believe it actually gives you morals and ethics has continually been disproven.

I don’t think the leopard can’t eat anymore

They usually change it back to Cod Liver Oil when they become adults

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