Wrong, it will be Chris Pratt. In fact he will be playing all the characters and will win 6 Oscars

They’re not even identical, they are actually 2 distinct persons. What’s the point?

This random goose was in my neighborhood while my kid and I took a walk today. Needless to say we crossed the street before we got too close.

The more important question is who is going to play him in the upcoming Disney live action remake?

She sucks, I voted for Harper in the primaries but the Dems are full of neo-libs like her. It’s hard to see that party go more liberal even with Sander’s and AOC’s help

Part of my company’s plan to weather the trade war was to stock up and wait for our competition to be priced out. We also expect the factories in China that supplied our competitors will shut down too. There is a ton of spare capacity with some of them and they work on slim margins. Even a short term downturn of orders can push many to close.

Making apple pies is much harder cause you have to build a universe first. I just skip right past those recipes.

I just have to hope he, or a stranger chipmunk uses it. Don’t have snakes or rats to worry about where I live. If it wasn’t for this guy though I never would have bothered

I have a chipmunk that lives in my front porch. Every morning when the sun hits it he gets out and sings his song for at least 15 minutes straight. It’s so loud :) I have to replace the porch this year and will be building a chipmunk home within it for him.

But you could have gotten in the good vault.

One change they suggested was to limit the audits performed each year to one. A single person whose name was drawn at random gets an intensive Mega-Audit™

Things are permanently fucked. Inflation will go up on goods, deflation will keep lowering the value of the dollar. Shipments are being rejected at the ports on both sides. You couldn’t have screwed things worse for small - mid businesses short of a nuclear war. The GOP was efficient with destroying our economy this time.

How I sleep when that aquarium of sea monkeys I ate a year ago reach full maturity.

You got to buy a car somehow. When I was 16 I got a job a McDonald’s just to do that. Took me 6 months of saving at $4.25/hr. to purchase a $2000 1979 Ford Bronco. Got 6 miles to the gallon and gas was around $.50/gallon. Insurance was around $25/mo. All of this and 4-6 CDs per payday was feasible on that pay.

At least I have a feasible backup for when I lose my legitimate job

“I don’t have a hot dog in this bun” - me to the Costco worker.

Thank you for the economy destroying tariffs!

Concentrates

Those meth guys always copying us spinnies