Concentrates

Those meth guys always copying us spinnies

That’s what I use the see-saw for

I heard it wasn’t heroin that killed Jimi but the breath holding contest he was having with his band mates earlier. He always had to win.

Was going to but my park got one of

Why spend $20 when your park has spinner, I don’t get what’s hard to understand?

This is all just God’s plan. He tried to kill everyone with meteors, floods, diseases, Nazis and now his perfect weapon against humanity, Donald Trump.

I’ll have you know I’ve owned a manual car since 1999. Sometimes by choice

They had some massive problems with the mail going through Indianapolis. Closed the airport center and moved it all to the new spot without the necessary staff to run it. It added weeks to my shipments as well.

Put up all the top corporations on a dart board and throw a dart. Hit fraud everytime

Is there lamb underneath the frosting?

De Troit

Messages used to be carried by passenger pigeon. Then they didn’t need them anymore and they went extinct. So either the terminator or the matrix is our future.

I live in a city founded by the French and nothing is pronounced the French way. Can’t win.

Those are advanced techniques. I just slap it with a paper towel.

Hey! It’s a step up from holding a sign at least.

Biden should have deported Trump to El Salvador when he had the chance. Now any one of us could be sent there. I got my Anarchy tshirt out and I’m not afraid to use it.

As he was saying it they showed the Vegas video of Teslas on fire. Delicious irony.

This allowed you to have 2 kids in the middle without seatbelts on. It was marginally safer than the rear hump in the Ford Pinto my parents made 5 year old me sit on.