Stop talking about the little psycho freak job.

I found this in my jewelry box when I was packing for moving. Throwback to the 80s! Very much doesn’t work.

I love my phone to a not great degree, but I would hate a smartwatch. I don’t like wearing watches anyways, but something buzzing on my wrist all the time would drive me batty. At least on my phone I can listen to podcasts, music, radio, etc, and I can read books and magazines. A smartwatch just feels like a shackle. Also every time I go to concerts or theater now and see the lights go down and all the smartwatches glowing in unison it’s creepy.

I’m scared of it but also impressed it evolved to eat nuts.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/sheepshead-fish-human-teeth-plucked-north-carolina-coast-180978396/

The store brand at Harris Teeter in Virginia was called Dr Smooth.

The heights we could achieve were absolutely startling.

I would have handed you my panties, no question asked. There wasn’t a boy with long hair that I did not have the hot pants for.

You filled it with hairspray and teased your bangs to the ceiling.

Yes.

They say it to each other as a greeting, usually they just say 88. Another great one is TTMFBBTT, which means they are Aryan Brotherhood members “til the motherfucking body bag toe tag”. Or they say “wood wood”, which is short for either peckerwoods or feather woods, which is a male and female AB member.

The Klan say KIGY, AKIA, and KLASP.

I took no particular offense to it, because I was brought up Catholic but also to love queer people and accept them fully and that abortion was fine, so I was ignoring all their social bugaboos all along, but when I finished school I realized a volcel in a dress had nothing to say to a young girl, and my priest’s brother was my high school chaplain who was gay as a day in May but in the closet, and they lived together in this grim sexless loveless house together until the chaplain died and the priest went to be a bishop in the North where he whittled out his days until his forced retirement at 75. He wrote some choice words about Pride parades, which I wish I would have known about when it happened because I would have fought back because his brother deserved his respect.

Aww I didn’t know you included me until now. Bones of the Moon is the title of a book about a magical kid named Pepsi actually, but space skeleton is cool.

I go to church and am one of the bread bakers, we each volunteer one week per month. It’s so easy to bake bread, which we all make a different type of every time, and we buy beautiful locally bottled grape juice from a nearby farm. One of the church members is a potter and made an absolutely gorgeous communion set complete with the crown of thorns. Catholics just have some volcel in a dress yapping and singing, and absolutely NOTHING for the children of the congregation, which is why so many grow away from it, myself included, because there is nothing for your age group to engage with. It’s no wonder they’re such a disaster. Church can be so nice if you pay attention to the details and make it a celebration every week, and we have such robust children’s programming that we have 80 kids a week attending. The Catholics actually have very set education for every stage of a child’s life, but they do nothing for them at service.

It’s SO sad what happened to him. Imagine having a colostomy because you couldn’t stop doing drugs. Or drowning.

Those are ROUGH. My pug ate some heritage seed peppers called Royal Black. He found them to his liking.

Apparently The Trial is his masterpiece.

I took him in as a stray foster dog who had been found on the street. I’ve spent thousands on his care. I don’t claim they’re healthy at all, but he’s a delightful pet and I’m nursing him through his very geriatric years. I absolutely love him and he was a hilarious monkey back in his younger years. I’m just reminiscing on his funny days because he’s having bad days lately.

Why is Brave bad?

Your ass is not forgiving when you get older. Some of these porn stars are really going to keep the adult diaper and colostomy industry in business.

Um Wikipedia has a picture.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_piercing