I like to tie 2 of them together and throw them up on a phone line when handy

Guys, they’re on my stoop. They’ve been landing there for decades now.

genital

:)

<Maurice Chevalier sounds>

When you keep her plugged in while carting her across the street in hopes of not losing your high score

Asshole, Jackass, Tomato, Tomahto.

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The terrorists won when she took the time to set up a tripod and a remote timer.

(Edit: Meaning, she wasn’t taking pictures at all. Somebody else was.)

⁰ I Don’t Like Mondays

Anyone who keeps outdoor cats in coyote territory is just an asshole. Can confirm. Do live in coyote territory.

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Bluesky too.

At least he’s not a Harvard grad

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At least he gets In-N-Out

The hottest club in NYC has everything, Michael Jackson’s ghost, Elephant Man bones, E.T. bones, Dan Cortese…