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Split it, lick it, dip it

Some grocery stores only give a staff discount on certain days of the week. But the five-finger discount works every day

Rest in piss, racist trash

I used to like Dilbert

I respect that it’s a populat format, but as soon as a game has both PvE and PvP the game is just PvP in my opinion.

I don’t like most PvP games, so seeing both tags scares me off of most titles.

Sometimes you’ll see a game like that where you can disable PvP, or host a private lobby, or some other compromise. Most of the time doing so reveals just how shallow the PvE content really is

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss

You take a four panel comic, have one line stand up, two panels with two lines standing up, and one panel with two lines perpendicular to each other. Congratulations! It’s a joke about miscarriage

Well, the severity of the threat depends on context. The school bully is more likely to beat you up, but if it’s a gang or prison situation your life is in serious danger

But I guess in the context of the comic it doesn’t really matter, only that the kid isn’t getting stitches because he ain’t no snitch

If anyone needs help with the joke, “snitches get stitches” is a phrase that usually means an informant is likely to get stabbed

It’s important to spare the trees’ feelings after cutting them down

It gets really good in season 8. You have to watch the first seven seasons though, or else you won’t appreciate a handful of references that are essentially cameos which contribute nothing to the plot.

It falls off a cliff in season 9 though

That’s okay, just don’t let it happen again

It does though, Maslow’s just being a dick

If you have no curtains, then it’s covered by Tier 2: Safety. Your nest isn’t secure if anybody can just look into it.

If you have curtains but don’t like them, it’s covered by Tier 4: Esteem. If you don’t like your curtains and they make you feel bad, it affects your self worth. Doubly so if you’re concerned your neighbours might think they’re shabby and judge you for it (this is another issue to unpack in therapy)

Also, although the pyramid is a popular way to express it, Maslow himself never used a pyramid to describe the hierarchy.

Now that I’ve ruined it by over-explaining: It was a funny comic, I laughed.

My interpretation is that everyone has a void inside them and that seeking external validation is fruitless. The path to happiness is instead radical self acceptance

Nobody actually looks unhappy in this comic, but everyone’s attempt to fill the void still leaves them with a void

In the US healthcare system, sometimes you’ll end up seeing a doctor that isn’t in your insurance network. You have no way of knowing this until after you’ve seen the doctor, usually in an emergency or because they’re a specialist. Then because they’re not covered by your insurance, you get a surprise massive bill.

The insurance is Netflix’s subscription, the specialist is the unsigned actor, and the bill is the bill.

My professor tried to teach us that one too, but a classmate came up with an unforgettable mnemonic. Very cursed

The professor hadn’t heard that one before

In this case, you could upload it to YouTube where it will be taken down and seen by a whole no people

Tax breaks for tech bros

My pet theory: Radicalize the disenfranchised to incite domestic terrorism and further OpenAI’s political goals.

I would totally smoke that hamster

This is presumably a goose down jacket, it’s essentially stuffed with goose feathers

It’s either that or fisting