Ohh shit! The oligarchy is coming from inside the house!

I use the dust jacket flap.

This is how you end up with an excel sheet running the entire company.

Almost any protocol can be wrapped in any other protocol. You could, say, use bit torrent by encoding the packets and embedding the data in valid png files, then transporting them over http. As long as both sides understand the wrapping it’ll work just fine.

I’ve even seen http tunneled over DNS queries in order to completely bypass firewalls.

Couldn’t the site just host hundreds of test pattern videos, or something else that compresses super well in order to avoid that “one-third” bar?

I don’t control the job title my company gives me.