Trump could have walked into this man’s house, fucked his wife and ate his dinner, and this sad excuse for a man would have cheered him the whole time

At first i thought Zuckerberg crashed a meeting by arriving on a fighter jet

I went back to my birth country and my grandmas toilet is ancient, like 100 years old and the insides are original, never replaced and they work. Meanwhile im in Canada and I’ve had to replace the mechanisms inside the water tank like twice in 3 years

Throw a dried fish on top and some Swede would post it to foodporn

All my fellow Latinos who supported the Republican Party, you’re a bunch of pendejos, come mierdas.

You bring up i played goldeneye first and that’s true, it’s why I wanted a sequel. It’s also why I will always pick Wcw vs Nwo : revenge, over wwf no mercy, it has a better nostalgia factor for me

Good game, and I liked the revolutionary bots you could add to multiplayer to beef up a death match. I like the game but the characters and story never did anything for me

I’m sorry but perfect dark will always just be “that game that got made cause Rare couldn’t make a sequel to goldeneye” it was a good game but didn’t age super well and the character and world just seems a bit cheese for 2025

Maybe the game just sucks?

Definitely don’t per into water balloons and throw them at ice agents

Here’s my thing with therapy. I know the issue, i know what’s wrong with me, and I know what I’m supposed to do to fix it, i just don’t. I can’t see how therapy will help beyond what I’ve got

Whenever I need to use excel, I just grab paper, a pencil and a ruler instead

“But look im being discriminated for wearing shorts and hoodies! This is totally not a distraction from my shitbag personality!”

Im feeling this way while playing AC Shadows. I just killed two dozen guys to get to a dude I decided to spare

I’m just some indigenous dude watching you guys destroy yourselves

You better keep those avocados coming California! Im making chilli

When I was a teenager around my daughter’s age, pre 9/11, this kind of future was the kind of thing you would see in a ridiculous 80s dystopian action movie. We didn’t ever think we’d actually ever allow it to get that far as a society, surely we would rise up to oppose. It’s just wild to my old ass how far we have fallen and how much people just shrug.

I was watching the Netflix hunt for Osama docuseries. And Bin Laden totally won. After 9/11 the US turned on its own people and used the modern technology of the military to set up a mass surveillance system and a way to easily do shit like this. And people allowed it while chanting “USA!” This is all part of it.

On a side note, i can’t wait till The Running Man becomes Reality once Trump starts throwing migrants into a life or death reality show where they’re hunted by neo Nazi ice agents

Does he realize these unemployed, dirty gamers who complain but don’t do anything productive tend to lean conservative?

Never eat a Goron’s lunch

This is somehow the fault of the democrats i refused to vote for

-people on lemmy