Which is just bonkers, isn’t it?

In a sane time, we would want our neighbors to work and elevate themselves and us all by “contributing”.

Now even the dignity of work comes into question.

Chemistry in my ass.

The smartest! And the bigliest best ideas!

What? No, that’s not true.

A bit hyperbolic, I’ll admit - though I’m in no position to uproot my family and move anywhere.

On the plus side, I had the choice between my kid’s prescription this month! It was a decision between paying $600 now, or waiting until June for the generic for only $150.

I think we can all agree that the systems here are fucked, but why did we have to blow up every-fucking-thing else up?

We can’t even go refugee because we’re god-damned pariahs.

That comment is correct on so many levels…

Sorry, I think those ‘adults’ got stuck between cycles and are now somewhere between senile and toddler again.

The checks will have to be hard and fast. And not from the people in charge.

All aboard the bidet train!

But they just put them in, like the pop-up said…

Get unbent clippy

Orphan grinding machine goes brrrr…

Boil em, mash em, put em in a stew…

It’s almost like a planned amount of chaos at this point, isn’t it?

Experts?!? Who does he have in the driver’s seat again?

Oh yeah that’s right - no one.

There are no adults left in the room folks, it’s gonna get messy.

You sonofabitch, I’m in.

Fuck that! I just hired two people and during the screener I told them the base and comp plan so we don’t all waste our time in a mutual ruined-orgasm masturbation session.

Objective hell.

I really enjoyed my Sidekick from TMo. Great device to play Google roulette back when feature phones were king.

But the dual slide on the Helio Ocean was pretty dope too. The screen was just too small for most people to care.

18 is traditionally called a “Musketeer” in competitive circles.