What, you don’t want your keys to crunch when you press them?

Walz won’t even be at retirement age by 2028. That’s practically an infant in terms of a presidential candidate.

We may not last 4 years. It’s only been 2 months.

Kid rock makes music for people who smoke newports through a hole in their neck.

You still can. My dad bought a 2010 F150 for $400 a couple years ago. Sure it used to be a salt truck and therefore had more rust than metal left on its body. Sure it had 4 bald flat tires on it. Sure you have to disconnect the battery every time you park it or it dies. Sure the CD player ocasionally makes grinding noises and starts smelling like smoke every once in a while until you whack the dash hard enough to make it stop. Sure it has no shocks left whatsoever and it feels like you’re driving a trampoline. But who cares about minor things like all that?

You know it’s honestly more believable that she was bought than that the dems just accidentally ran a campaign that was so heinously out of touch.

But cheeto dust makes the kiss taste good.

If he had the right plumbing then a zip tie would have also worked.

Sometimes when I’m scrolling I accidentallu bump a vote button because that’s just where my thumb sits. I reverse it when I catch it but I’m willing to bet I don’t always catch it.

Pretty sure it’s supposed to be a hentai cervix.

Yes but if you reply to a clone bot, it’s not like the clone bot is going to reply to you back. The fact that replies are cloned doesn’t change the fact that noone is actually there and you’re just talking to a wall. I use social media to interact with people. If I wanted to see redit posts and not interact with people then I would just browse reddit without an account.

It has been done several times and the concensus has always been that people hate it. Check out lemmit. They do exactly that and because of it most instances have defederated from them.

Lemmy doesn’t have the userbase of reddit. If you start just cloning posts from reddit then pretty soon everyones all feed only consists of dead bot made posts. Cloning shit from reddit just turns lemmy into a ghost town.

It sounds like the dude just has a CBT fetish and doesn’t want to admit it.

Nah, they don’t stop the errections. They just stop you from comming. You can still be horny as hell, there’s just no release.

To be fair I’m sure most COBOL devs are on the verge of dementia.

You could also go the opposite direction like me. I just started watching The Man in the High Castle. It seemed topical after the inauguration.

If they’ll let me then I’ll just not leave the house. Now that I think about it Canadian prison actually seems like a great option for a shut-in american emigrant.

If you’re good at stalking then all you really need is a full name and a rough age range to get the rest.

Don’t forget his legacy as being a limp dicked genocide enabling loser. Or his legacy as the author of the “tough on crime” bill. Or any of the other examples of him being an absolute skidmark upon any office he ever held. Biden has always been shit. He was just better than trump.