About to get me bricked up

Hand cranked? That sounds like a me sausage

Lol. Do you do stand-up?

Do you fly a Bernie flag or constantly wear a Bernie hat, or constantly spout Bernie beliefs?

“We’ve never spoke to this man.” - Coke

To be fair it probably has been for a while

I downloaded honey forever ago before all the stuff and I don’t think it got me a deal a single time.

Nooooooooooooooo I was literally just talking about being excited for this game.

As a renter, that’s the way it goes

And my axe

WATCH OUT EVERYONE WE’VE GOT A CERTIFIED ALPHA SMEGMA OVER HERE.

You’re a gross person

Anytime you say no one cares, it really means “I care very deeply and you’re hurting my feelings”

I can’t believe there were so many hints to this Easter egg all along

It’s a word that has lost most of it’s meaning like communism

Feels like there are a lot of criminals in this group of insurrectionist

Social media, at least the mainstream stuff like Myspace was the start of the downfall. I don’t think random forums really were the thing that caused everything to go sideways, but they were the precursor. Facebook has ruined things for generations to come.

I don’t see the problem, he’s been swimming in that creek his entire life and he’s fine. /s

I don’t have insurance, will a nurse spank me?

It’s not like he hasn’t mocked veterans before