Yeah downvote them for saying the Nintendo Switch 3 should be a cube.

Edit: Darn.

The joke is they both wore pajamas to work.

That’s not a poem

No wonder he lost his five star rating

I wonder how many conservative politicians they’ll find.

I only dissociate with one co-worker who tells long stories. Something like, “I saw a clown at the grocery store” turns into,

“Yesterday, I drove to the grocery store with my cat in the car because he needs pills. When we got to the store I was grabbing bread for sandwiches. I want to save money making food at home so I make sure to get bread that has a lot of grain. When picking out toppings in the dairy section I saw a clown that knows where Malaysia Flight 370 is. He was next to the American cheese but I prefer Swiss”.

Why are they always 10x the price of normal fruit? For $12 I could buy one of every fruit or a single cup.

If only there was a way to charge per visit. Something like a digital billboard.

2 in theory but there’s never a good pencil sharpener lying around.

Yeah map was huge. Having to watch a guide on where to flip random levers was confusing. They probably spent more time on Dead Ops Arcade.

He has a great video where he visits Home Depot

Then if the deputies fail you start sheriffizing people.

If his Mohawk didn’t slow him down he probably would’ve broken through.

Circle jerking

Same, tried to mail her back but needed to add more stamps.

“We’ve got him on the ropes” says lawyer after Trump’s 100th ongoing lawsuit hits the courts.

Yeah the new user Lemmy experience is brutal. Splitting communities across 6 different instances that post 2-3 times a week is disheartening. Even if there was a huge influx of users smaller instances/communities would be unable to host all that activity.

It’s called paper?

None of these words are in the Bible.

You’ve never seen Kraven the Hunter and it shows.