But I wanted to be racist. How can I be both racist and a capitalist at the same time?

I’m so glad that he did.

Because he checks notes has zero influence on confirmation hearings.

If you haven’t listened to the Behind the Bastards episode on how Reagan and the Christian right absolutely fucked the homosexual community (and indirectly children) by not paying attention to AIDS, you really should.

It shows you the power of branding. I remember that there was a study where kids were given a regular hamburger in a McDonald’s wrapper and the same hamburger by itself and kids overwhelming said McDonald’s tasted better.

I think they even replicated the experiment where the McDonald’s hamburger was unwrapped and kids still preferred the McDonald’s wrapped burger.

I live in a state that has porn ID laws. I did not vote for this.

When the bill was signed into law was when I heard of it. I was fucking livid. Not a single peep from any of the many, many groups I’m a part of. It was almost like it was snuck through last minute.

I emailed my Republican representatives, which of course support the bill and sent me a form letter back.

These laws are impossible to repeal due to their “what about the children” arguments. I’m so fucking tempted to spear phish these assholes to publish their browser histories but who has the time.

I don’t understand how Democrats can continue to fail to learn this lesson.

Democrats are trying to play by the rules.

Republicans are playing to win by any means necessary.

I compile my own version of rm so that it doesn’t require the parameter.

Just in case I need to.