If you use both hands to type the mouse would either fall off or be damgling from its cord

Twist, tuck, freeze

The average president has been convicted of 0.74 felonies, unless you exclude outliers in which case the average is 0

You will never touch your penis with your hands full of heaven ladder

That would make for quite the headache!

Alright, you cast heal wounds. Any wounds on the legs are healed. You are now aware that paralysis from birth is not a “wound”