The first of many

Um, an electric rat

Onion eating? It’s a link to legislation.

Is that backbone I detect?

I mean, Windows still sucks ass.

Fuck Microsoft

If only Siri could understand what I say

Jellyfish have a distributed brain, so they’re not exactly mindless?

What was the outcome!

Obviously

Do humans deserve human rights? A more relevant debate.

Killed in a car accident. Fuck cars.

The point of gift cards is that you have to spend it on something fun, not bills.

I thought this was the onion for a good 2 seconds.

The Book of Enoch says that fallen angels named Uzza, Azza and Azael taught humans originally.

Sackboy does this a lot

What a happy airplane!

“Impartial” like when Bernie Sanders was winning, and every Democrat decided to fold for Biden.

For copywrite, it doesn’t matter if it was taken directly from the source.

Do you regale him with World War 1 knowledge before or after?