How would the couple, who had no health insurance, pay for their daughter’s care if the administration and Congress gutted Medicaid?

🤣🤣🤣

Lolololololol

The reveal that

? I thought it was incredible.

Whomp whomp

Obviously

I really thought this was the onion.

The patriarchy

The only reason to cover women’s nipples is because the gender in power may have hormonal changes that they are unwilling to control.

Is it illegal for women to be topless?

Oh man… what if I worked at Taco Bell…

Yes. Tons of American Venezuelans voted for him.

Forget about them/betray them.

? There seems to be some question on here.

Dead means dead if you don’t do anything about it

Wait, does “birds akimbo” mean her boobs were flapping about?

This is like saying your car battery isn’t dead because I’m able to jump start it.

Jesus would like a word with you.

Once upon a time, many moons ago as a resident, I was called at 2 AM by the organ donation team to call the time of death of a beautiful 21-year-old girl who had gone into a diabetic coma and never woke up. There was 20 people in the room weeping, Amazing Grace was playing; I was sweating bullets. So I stood there until her pulse stopped and called it, even though she still had PEA on the monitor. I was so nervous, I followed her into the OR to make sure she didn’t wake up when they cut her.

When your heart stops, you are considered dead no matter how viable your brain tissue is.

Source: I have pronounced many persons dead.

Sometimes they only need a couple compressions