Got u these candles, my baby, my belle

One good use for AI would be to generate IDs real enough to pass these checks & stock invasive databases with slop

VOTE MORHRRFUKER (punches u in the face)

Aw did those widdle kajillion dollar companies get hawassy-wassed?

I would simply show them my nutsack

More like Vladimir Elite Linen

You could rebuild that relationship but it arguably would not be the same

Hey Emmanuel! Hey Mark! Come on in. There’s plenty of room. Sorry, not you, Donald. Why not? [boy points to sign, “No Donalds Club”] But you let in Donald Tusk. [Tusk pops head out window] Hyuck hyuck! It says no Donald_s_. We’re allowed to have one.

One horse pulls the other in a trailer and then they switch when front horse gets tired resulting in infinite horse

YOoooo I just duck duck go’d this & this comment is liiit

No no what I said was human’s cum which is 50% how every single human started out

Rawstory editor giving out assignments like “ok type ‘trump panics’ and let autocomplete finish the headline”

She turned it into the Simpbel Cuck Prize

Cave wins again

I’m a hiring manager where I work. All future open roles will be “ice alumni need not apply” & my boss supports me in this.

Come to think of it maybe my next protest sign will say something to that effect. Get my buddy with a megaphone to spell it out for them since I guess not a lot of them actually read all that well?

POV anyone suggests an anime to me ever

One day you will pull somebody’s finger for the last time and one day you will have somebody pull your finger for the last time too so you should really carpe the daylight while the sun shines you might say

Googly eyes will scare you once but high cholesterol will haunt u 4 lyfe

Perchance. 🥹

I remember seeing the Shell boycotts & picketing over Apartheid