You’ve inspired me. Next time I decline a drink I’ll say no thanks, I don’t do drugs.

It’s not Tesla it’s Teslerrr

Something can be both without moving.

“Did my package arrive yet?”
“Yeah, it’s here.”
“Where?”
“On the counter there.”

First optical mouse I used was interning at a university engineering department in 1993. It had a special metal mousepad with a grid on it, and it worked pretty well as I recall.

TIL it was a Kirsch design, one of the first, from 1980.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optical_mouse#/media/File:Old_optical_mouse.jpeg

You mean the one in Conception Bay?

Did DOGE just save the government money?

Space Gorillas

The terror will continue until you join us, then we will be nice, I promise!

Some chose to do so when they elected Republicans, but many definitely did not.

My kid loves physical fail videos, and there’s lots of skateboarding. Some make me curl up in a ball, but I let him watch them because honestly they are pretty instructive.

OK sir, let me just transfer your complaint to the Moscow helpdesk.

Also, public funding should have public results.

You can use this form to unblock Mastodon

Do LLMs not exhibit emergent behaviour? But who am I, a simple skin-bag of chemicals, to really say.

Just tell Pete Hegseth’s wife and the Russian hackers can read about it in The Atlantic.

I’m not!

Bannon is in the MAGA faction and Elon is (or was) in the rival Billionaire faction.

Elon Musk says he champions free speech. He does not.

The sign I use is taking the dang crutches with me, even if I mostly don’t need them. It sucks but people magically get the message that way.

Please, my wifi, she’s pregnant